just wanna say congratulations to everyone for making it this far, this game hard af

my dad says he’s got no money when he’s planning a trip to paris

i say i got no money when i’m stealing toilet paper and eating expired foods

totally acceptable to not always be able to do all the heavy lifting

shameful to never be willing to do any lifting whatsoever

love calling bitches goofballs when they’re being bitches

i say to myself

“can i sustain on this stuff?”

yeah maybe, who knows

like when i was a teenager i was sent to pot treatment along with a bunch of meth heads so maybe that’s why i know better that you can’t rely on meth heads for everything bb, whether they’ve got the script or not, meth is meth

she’s one of those girls who always needs help with everything but only accepts help from the absolute worst sources and wonders why they can’t catch a break

walking around collecting bugs for the spiders wondering who’s rlly in control here

one of my spidies molted and changed frickin colors like whaaaat i didn’t know they did that

my coworkers been askin older coworkers how they met their spouses and one guy was like a hs football star and was approaching this hot blonde new cheerleader that just transferred over but he couldn’t get in with her so he married her best friend

this other lady said she was having a bad day and this guy just walked up out of nowhere and asked to buy her a coke and they’ve been married ever since lol

red back jumping spiders can be cannibalistic but it’s just the ladies eating the dudes